Last weekend of January, it must be Bournemouth.
Eddy’s here already, in his usual spot by the door inspecting the faithful
as they arrive.
We gather in the dinning room later for our evening meal, Eddy’s
there. I didn’t see him carried down the stairs but apparently he was
suffering
from altitude sickness as they carried his chair so high. He said the
trip was ok but I noticed after that he had the rest of his meals up
in the lounge. Bob and his crowd made their customary entrance in their
DJ’s and dickey bows. Their young ladies looked lovely as well in
their colour coordinated outfits, red this year.
And so up to the bar where we gather, with some apprehension, to be
entertained. We needn’t have worried as we had an excellent evening
provided by “stars in their eyes “ Annie Sheppard.
Lots of dancing, I think I saw some drinking, though I could be wrong.
I definitely did see John Jones of the small boat section, in the middle
of a group hug surrounded by women. He had this distant look in his eyes
and a grin from ear to ear. I saw him sitting with Eddy after that, I
think he was getting crafty drags of liquid O2. So the evening drew to
a close but Jill (Mrs. Commodore) suggested our little group go for a
walk, we said no as Saturday is the traditional evening for our walk,
but she insisted, so of we set just the six of us.
It turned into a longer than expected walk as Jill did a good
Samaritan act and spent some time talking to a young girl
in distress on the beach.
However in our little group we had a man called John Douse, an admiral
I think he is, and on the way back to the hotel he suddenly bent down,
not far, and picked up a £10 note. Apparently he’s famous for
it. Not bending over for £10 but for finding money. He found
some last year in Bournemouth and Joan says he’s always doing it. We
got our own
back though, we made him buy a round of drinks when we got back. I
said to Den “I think we should just have an orange juice between us”,
but
that thought didn’t last long so we had whiskeys instead. Still he
did get £2 change.
And so to Saturday.
People went of on trips to Poole, Bournemouth town, far flung chandleries
some even as far as the Isle of White, returning in time for forty
winks before dinner.
On the commodores table along with the rest of the Hills was special
guests John and Carol (Vanity) but I don’t think Carol will be sitting
at the commodores table again as she turned out to be a bad influence.
Between courses whilst the commodores attention was elsewhere
she removed
all his cutlery and replaced it with spoons. I’m afraid to say it did
take him some time to notice. Commodores Note:
1> I wasn’t wearing
my glasses and 2> I’m not normally allowed to use sharp objects!)
The evening disco was very good with plenty of people up and dancing,
I don’t know what Helen (John Bishop) was on but she hardly stopped
dancing all night, I was worn out just watching her.
And so with festivities drawing to a close it was time for our traditional
walk along the beach . We were lucky this year as it was relatively mild
and dry. People gathered outside the hotel and we seemed to have amassed
quite a few new recruits.
Some looked as if they aught to have had name tags tied to their
collars somebody else mentioned care in the community but we
decided to risk
it and let them come along. Perhaps that was a mistake as no sooner
had we hit the beach than Paul Hayes (Mister Pimms) and John
Gould (Jabrad)
were stripping off to go for a swim. Paul started to go but I think
he changed his mind when two lumps appeared behind his ears.
John however
went in for the full monty, and as we watched him swimming we were
trying to decide who would go to his aid if he got into difficulty.
All I can
say is it’s a good job he didn’t get into difficulty.
But we all made it back safely to the hotel for a night cap which
was only spoiled by the sight of Paul Hayes walking about in
his wet trousers.
Somebody said something about a tenner lady, but that’s bringing
us back to John Douse.
Another great weekend.
Special thanks to Olivia for organizing it.
P.S. why does Tom always have to fiddle with things. The toaster was
working fine all weekend till he decided he just had to tweak with
the dials on Sunday morning. That poor Elly.
Click here for picture of the weekend.